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At Distinct Cremations, we offer the best direct cremations on the market for the best price at Langstone Vale Crematorium just 21 miles from Portishead. Arrange today from just £1,299 or get a funeral plan for just £1,899. To get your arrangements in place, you can speak to our expert team 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

The UK's largest direct cremation provider ✝ Independent customer service rating of 4.9/5 on Feefo A caring and attentive team here for you and your family 24/7 Nationwide provider operating throughout mainland UK
The UK's largest direct cremation provider ✝ Independent customer service rating of 4.9/5 on Feefo A caring and attentive team here for you and your family 24/7 Nationwide provider operating throughout mainland UK

Distinct Cremations, with our parent Westerleigh Group, are leading the way in providing the best direct cremation facilities in England, Wales and Scotland.

Together we have a national network of crematoria across the mainland UK. All of our crematoriums are carefully selected and located in peaceful locations. They feature beautiful chapels, spaces for remembrance and landscaped gardens where you and your family can reflect about your loved ones. All our crematoria are fully equipped with the latest technology, ample free parking, toilets and disabled facilities.

This includes Langstone Vale Crematorium located 21 miles from Portishead, which helps to serve those in Nailsea, Clevedon, Brockley, Long Ashton, Undy and all the surrounding areas near Portishead.

There's also the option of having the cremation at Westerleigh Crematorium which is situated 27 miles from Portishead.

If you need to organise a funeral today please call us on 01543 211997 and we can make all the arrangements. If you have a question about a funeral plan call or message us we will guide you through the best options.

Distinct Cremations

We’re here for you whether you are looking for our direct cremation services today or planning for tomorrow.

Find our services below or alternatively you can view our price list or our CMA standardised price list.

Arrange a Funeral

From £1,299

Whether your loved one has died or is close to passing, our team is available 24/7 to support and talk you through the next steps; from collection and care of your loved one, completion of all paperwork, to the day of the funeral itself.

 

Funeral Plans

From £1,899 or £19.79** per month

Relax knowing that the arrangements are agreed and paid for. There are no medical questions and acceptance is guaranteed. You can also pay in monthly instalments.

** Price advertised is for a 50 year old paying over a 10 year period. Total cost is £2,374.80 and includes administration fees.

21.3 miles from Portishead
Langstone Vale Crematorium Magor Road, Newport, Newport, NP18 2BP

Parking (90)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

26.6 miles from Portishead :
Westerleigh Crematorium & Cemetery Westerleigh Road, Westerleigh, Bristol, BS37 8QP

Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

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21.3 miles from Portishead :
Langstone Vale Crematorium Magor Road, Newport, Newport, NP18 2BP

Parking (90)
Seating (96)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

26.6 miles from Portishead :
Westerleigh Crematorium & Cemetery Westerleigh Road, Westerleigh, Bristol, BS37 8QP

Seating (100)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

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Nearby Locations

Our Portishead funeral services are also available to all those in the surrounding areas and across mainland UK. Wherever you are, you can feel reassured that your loved ones will be professionally and compassionately looked after.

Distinct Cremations

Why choose a Direct Cremation with Distinct?

Find Peace of Mind

We’ll take care of everything, so your family don’t need to - from collection to the paperwork and right through to cremation

Highest Quality

We have the Distinct advantage of only investing in the best funeral and mortuary care at our state of the art facilities

24/7 Support

Our highly experienced, attentive customer service specialists are here for you & your family 24/7. We’re here whenever you need us

Available Nationwide

No matter where you live in mainland Great Britain, our specialist direct cremations are available for the same price

Dedication to Direct Cremation

We specialise in direct cremations and straightforward cremations, offering the highest quality for affordable prices

What our customers say about us

We offer the highest level of support, but don't just take our word for it. Below are recent reviews from customers who bought a funeral with us.

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Warwick Kevin Fisher, on Feefo 8 Jun 2025
Outstanding from start to finish..I would definitely recommend Distinct Cremations ...All communication was dealt with professionally and compassionately.
Anonymous, on Feefo 7 Jun 2025
Cannot fault the excellent service received, all the employees are lovely, professional while friendly and compassionate. Highly recommend them and especially our director Maxine for making such a sad, difficult time/task easier to deal with.
Anonymous, on Feefo 5 Jun 2025
Was a fantastic service and would definitely recommend to others. They keep you upto date with every process which was very much appreciated.
David Hunter, on Feefo 4 Jun 2025
Everyone i spoke to we're lovely and explained everything i needed to know simply. Well pleased with the service i've recieved.
Stephen Lowry, on Feefo 31 May 2025
From the start of the process to the end I was kept informed and was updated regularly upto and as the cremation took place. I would like to thank the staff (Maxine in particular) for their help and support during this difficult time
Anonymous, on Feefo 28 May 2025
I would have given 6* if I could. Sarah Miller dealt with my Mothers funeral arrangements, she exceeded my expectations with her kindness. The whole process was carried out offering my Mother the grace and dignity she deserved. Well done.
Anonymous, on Feefo 20 May 2025
The service provided for my Dad’s unattended cremation was second to none. From informing them of his death to delivery of his ashes everything was seamless and faultless. With special thanks to Maxine for her compassion and understanding.
Iain Wooldridge, on Feefo 19 May 2025
The purchase was my brother's choice. He was determined to ensure that his passing and disposal of his remains should not be a burden on his family or friends. From my experiences, he made an excellent choice. From what I gleaned from him, the purchase was straightforward and good economics
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Excellent service from start to finish. Professional yet genuinely caring. Very helpful, understanding, patient and accommodating. They were always on hand to answer any questions.

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