Direct cremations in Portishead from just £1,199

At Distinct Cremations, we offer the best direct cremations on the market for the best price at Langstone Vale Crematorium just 21 miles from Portishead. Arrange today from just £1,199 or get a funeral plan for just £1,699. To get your arrangements in place, you can speak to our expert team 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Distinct Cremations, with our parent Westerleigh Group, are leading the way in providing the best direct cremation facilities in England, Wales and Scotland.

Together we have a national network of crematoria across the mainland UK. All of our crematoriums are carefully selected and located in peaceful locations. They feature beautiful chapels, spaces for remembrance and landscaped gardens where you and your family can reflect about your loved ones. All our crematoria are fully equipped with the latest technology, ample free parking, toilets and disabled facilities.

This includes Langstone Vale Crematorium located 21 miles from Portishead, which helps to serve those in Nailsea, Clevedon, Brockley, Long Ashton, Undy and all the surrounding areas near Portishead.

There's also the option of having the cremation at Westerleigh Crematorium which is situated 27 miles from Portishead.

If you need to organise a funeral today please call us on 01543 211997 and we can make all the arrangements. If you have a question about a funeral plan call or message us we will guide you through the best options.

Distinct Cremations

We’re here for you whether you are looking for our direct cremation services today or planning for tomorrow.

Find our services below or alternatively you can view our price list or our CMA standardised price list.

Arrange a Funeral

From £1,199

Whether your loved one has died or is close to passing, our team is available 24/7 to support and talk you through the next steps; from collection and care of your loved one, completion of all paperwork, to the day of the funeral itself.

 

Funeral Plans

From £1,699 or £19.44** per month

Relax knowing that the arrangements are agreed and paid for. There are no medical questions and acceptance is guaranteed. You can also pay in monthly instalments.

** Price advertised is for a 50 year old paying over a 10 year period. Total cost is £2,332.80 and includes administration fees.

21.3 miles from Portishead
Langstone Vale Crematorium Magor Road, Newport, Newport, NP18 2BP

Parking (90)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

26.6 miles from Portishead :
Westerleigh Crematorium & Cemetery Westerleigh Road, Westerleigh, Bristol, BS37 8QP

Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

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21.3 miles from Portishead :
Langstone Vale Crematorium Magor Road, Newport, Newport, NP18 2BP

Parking (90)
Seating (96)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

26.6 miles from Portishead :
Westerleigh Crematorium & Cemetery Westerleigh Road, Westerleigh, Bristol, BS37 8QP

Seating (100)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

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Nearby Locations

Our funeral services are also available to all those in the surrounding areas and across mainland UK. Wherever you are, you can feel reassured that your loved ones will be professionally and compassionately looked after.

Distinct Cremations

Why choose a Direct Cremation with Distinct?

Find Peace of Mind

We’ll take care of everything, so your family don’t need to - from collection to the paperwork and right through to cremation

Highest Quality

We have the Distinct advantage of only investing in the best funeral and mortuary care at our state of the art facilities

24/7 Support

Our highly experienced, attentive customer service specialists are here for you & your family 24/7. We’re here whenever you need us

Available Nationwide

No matter where you live in the UK mainland, our specialist direct cremations are available for the same price

Dedication to Direct Cremation

We focus solely on direct cremations across mainland England, Wales and Scotland, offering the highest quality nationwide for the best price

We offer the highest level of support, but don't take our word for it

Below are a selection of reviews from those who have purchased a funeral through Distinct Cremations.

Service very efficient, and comprehensive. Understandably, you "chased me up" when there was a delay in my response to place an order, but this delay was whilst I contacted all those relatives who might have had a view to express.
I was very happy with the service I received and they are only a phone call away if I or my sons should need advice or help in any way
This is a good company, the cremation was dealt with very smoothly without any problems. The staff were very courteous and professional throughout. Everything was explained over the phone and they were very patient answering my questions. The ashes were delivered on time to my door. Highly recommended.
They gave a superb service, they were very professional from start to finish, but also friendly and empathetic too, at what was a very difficult time for myself and the family
Dee was lovely and understanding and advice was easy to understand
Very kind and helpful lady. She talked me through everything that I asked her about.
From the very first phone call I felt things were going to be handled well. Kindness compassion and helpful ness were shown throughout. I was kept informed about all the details and the person delivering the ashes was so respectful and kind taking the time to ask about my husbands life. This is who will handle my cremation.
Received excellent service from Distinct Cremations. The passing of my stepfather was very distressing and emotional time for my family. David at DC kept us up to date with the arrangements, and talked us through each step of the plan, and kept the admin to a minimum. The cost of the Direct cremation was as advertised, which I found to be good value. Thank you everyone at DC.
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709 reviews
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"I talked to the people at Distinct Cremations. They told me these days many of us don’t want to spend large sums of money on an elaborate funeral."

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