Direct cremations in Portishead from just £1,099

At Distinct Cremations, we offer the best direct cremations on the market for the best price at Langstone Vale Crematorium just 21 miles from Portishead. Arrange today from just £1,099 or get a funeral plan for just £1,699. To get your arrangements in place, you can speak to our expert team 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

The UK’s largest independent cremation services provider
A caring and attentive team here for you and your family 24/7
Nationwide provider operating throughout mainland UK

Distinct Cremations, with our parent Westerleigh Group, are leading the way in providing the best direct cremation facilities in England, Wales and Scotland.

Together we have a national network of crematoria across the mainland UK. All of our crematoriums are carefully selected and located in peaceful locations. They feature beautiful chapels, spaces for remembrance and landscaped gardens where you and your family can reflect about your loved ones. All our crematoria are fully equipped with the latest technology, ample free parking, toilets and disabled facilities.

This includes Langstone Vale Crematorium located 21 miles from Portishead, which helps to serve those in Nailsea, Clevedon, Brockley, Long Ashton, Undy and all the surrounding areas near Portishead.

There's also the option of having the cremation at Westerleigh Crematorium which is situated 27 miles from Portishead.

If you need to organise a funeral today please call us on 01543 211997 and we can make all the arrangements. If you have a question about a funeral plan call or message us we will guide you through the best options.

Distinct Cremations

We’re here for you whether you are looking for our direct cremation services today or planning for tomorrow.

Find our services below or alternatively you can view our price list or our CMA standardised price list.

Arrange a Funeral

From £1,099

Whether your loved one has died or is close to passing, our team is available 24/7 to support and talk you through the next steps; from collection and care of your loved one, completion of all paperwork, to the day of the funeral itself.

 

Funeral Plans

From £1,699 or £18.79** per month

Relax knowing that the arrangements are agreed and paid for. There are no medical questions and acceptance is guaranteed. You can also pay in monthly instalments.

** Price advertised is for a 50 year old paying over a 10 year period. Total cost is £2,349.80 and includes administration fees.

21.3 miles from Portishead
Langstone Vale Crematorium Magor Road, Newport, Newport, NP18 2BP

Parking (90)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

26.6 miles from Portishead :
Westerleigh Crematorium & Cemetery Westerleigh Road, Westerleigh, Bristol, BS37 8QP

Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

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21.3 miles from Portishead :
Langstone Vale Crematorium Magor Road, Newport, Newport, NP18 2BP

Parking (90)
Seating (96)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

26.6 miles from Portishead :
Westerleigh Crematorium & Cemetery Westerleigh Road, Westerleigh, Bristol, BS37 8QP

Seating (100)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

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Nearby Locations

Our funeral services are also available to all those in the surrounding areas and across mainland UK. Wherever you are, you can feel reassured that your loved ones will be professionally and compassionately looked after.

Distinct Cremations

Why choose a Direct Cremation with Distinct?

Find Peace of Mind

We’ll take care of everything, so your family don’t need to - from collection to the paperwork and right through to cremation

Highest Quality

We have the Distinct advantage of only investing in the best funeral and mortuary care at our state of the art facilities

24/7 Support

Our highly experienced, attentive customer service specialists are here for you & your family 24/7. We’re here whenever you need us

Available Nationwide

No matter where you live in the UK mainland, our specialist direct cremations are available for the same price

Dedication to Direct Cremation

We focus solely on direct cremations across mainland England, Wales and Scotland, offering the highest quality nationwide for the best price

We offer the highest level of support, but don't take our word for it

Below are a selection of reviews from those who have arranged a funeral or purchased a funeral plan through Distinct Cremations.

"Smooth and straightforward purchase with plenty of contact and feedback."

“Easy to use and very helpful. Very easy to use their services and always called with updates. Sorry to say I've had to use their services twice now and I've already booked my own service. On both times I've used this service I've been kept informed by calls to everything going on. All my requests were made to feel like no trouble whatsoever, happy to help attitude made what was a very emotional time pass with no problems. Ty to all the teams involved"

"Quick and easy to arrange. Very good value. The information pack arrived days after I made my enquiry. It was so easy to arrange the plan that I wanted. The follow up call was very reassuring. I am very happy with the service provided."

"Already recommended to other family members. Easy to access and apply for a plan at a good price, and even better, in 20 years time there will be no additional cost. It's not a subject that anyone wants to think about but now I have it sorted it has given me peace of mind knowing my family won't have the worry or cost when that time comes, now I can forget it and enjoy many more years, highly recommended. Hassle free application that was completed in minutes but I'm not planning on using this plan anytime soon!!"

"I was very pleased with the prompt efficient service that I got, everything was explained to me, and the paperwork was easy to understand, and there was no pressure put on me for a decision. I would most certainly recommended this company for price and efficiency."

“Happy with everything. We were well pleased with the consultant Sarah Mills she was very helpful and made us feel very confident that we were doing the right thing about our funeral plan."

"Positive without being pushy. Easy to understand the scheme, helpful brochure and a realistic price. The staff I contacted were polite and professional. Great value. An ideal alternative for those of us who don't want a lot of fuss."

"I talked to the people at Distinct Cremations. They told me these days many of us don’t want to spend large sums of money on an elaborate funeral."

Sue Cook, TV Presenter

Sue bench with funeral plan guide

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