Arrange a Funeral

At Distinct Cremations, we offer the best direct cremations on the market for the best price at Langstone Vale Crematorium just 21 miles from Portishead. Arrange today from just £1,199 or get a funeral plan for just £1,699. To get your arrangements in place, you can speak to our expert team 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

The UK's largest direct cremation provider ✝ Independent customer service rating of 4.9/5 on Feefo A caring and attentive team here for you and your family 24/7 Nationwide provider operating throughout mainland UK
The UK's largest direct cremation provider ✝ Independent customer service rating of 4.9/5 on Feefo A caring and attentive team here for you and your family 24/7 Nationwide provider operating throughout mainland UK

Distinct Cremations, with our parent Westerleigh Group, are leading the way in providing the best direct cremation facilities in England, Wales and Scotland.

Together we have a national network of crematoria across the mainland UK. All of our crematoriums are carefully selected and located in peaceful locations. They feature beautiful chapels, spaces for remembrance and landscaped gardens where you and your family can reflect about your loved ones. All our crematoria are fully equipped with the latest technology, ample free parking, toilets and disabled facilities.

This includes Langstone Vale Crematorium located 21 miles from Portishead, which helps to serve those in Nailsea, Clevedon, Brockley, Long Ashton, Undy and all the surrounding areas near Portishead.

There's also the option of having the cremation at Westerleigh Crematorium which is situated 27 miles from Portishead.

If you need to organise a funeral today please call us on 01543 211997 and we can make all the arrangements. If you have a question about a funeral plan call or message us we will guide you through the best options.

Distinct Cremations

We’re here for you whether you are looking for our direct cremation services today or planning for tomorrow.

Find our services below or alternatively you can view our price list or our CMA standardised price list.

Arrange a Funeral

From £1,199

Whether your loved one has died or is close to passing, our team is available 24/7 to support and talk you through the next steps; from collection and care of your loved one, completion of all paperwork, to the day of the funeral itself.

 

Funeral Plans

From £1,699 or £19.44** per month

Relax knowing that the arrangements are agreed and paid for. There are no medical questions and acceptance is guaranteed. You can also pay in monthly instalments.

** Price advertised is for a 50 year old paying over a 10 year period. Total cost is £2,332.80 and includes administration fees.

21.3 miles from Portishead
Langstone Vale Crematorium Magor Road, Newport, Newport, NP18 2BP

Parking (90)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

26.6 miles from Portishead :
Westerleigh Crematorium & Cemetery Westerleigh Road, Westerleigh, Bristol, BS37 8QP

Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

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21.3 miles from Portishead :
Langstone Vale Crematorium Magor Road, Newport, Newport, NP18 2BP

Parking (90)
Seating (96)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

26.6 miles from Portishead :
Westerleigh Crematorium & Cemetery Westerleigh Road, Westerleigh, Bristol, BS37 8QP

Seating (100)
Standing (100)
Toilets
Pets Allowed
Disabled Access
Webcast

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Nearby Locations

Our Portishead funeral services are also available to all those in the surrounding areas and across mainland UK. Wherever you are, you can feel reassured that your loved ones will be professionally and compassionately looked after.

Distinct Cremations

Why choose a Direct Cremation with Distinct?

Find Peace of Mind

We’ll take care of everything, so your family don’t need to - from collection to the paperwork and right through to cremation

Highest Quality

We have the Distinct advantage of only investing in the best funeral and mortuary care at our state of the art facilities

24/7 Support

Our highly experienced, attentive customer service specialists are here for you & your family 24/7. We’re here whenever you need us

Available Nationwide

No matter where you live in the UK mainland, our specialist direct cremations are available for the same price

Dedication to Direct Cremation

We focus solely on direct cremations across mainland England, Wales and Scotland, offering the highest quality nationwide for the best price

What our customers say about us

We offer the highest level of support, but don't just take our word for it. Below are recent reviews from customers who bought a funeral with us.

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Margaret McCluskey, on Google 12 Nov 2024
The people at Distinct Cremations were all so kind and very helpful. They always had answers for all of my questions. I received my partners ashes when they were promised with a half hours notice before they were actually delivered, which was nice.
Rory Mullins, on Google 9 Nov 2024
I recently lost my sister and Distinct Cremations were fantastic. I dealt with one lady all the time and she provided great support and updated me all the time. Cannot praise her enough.
Geraldine , on Trustpilot 7 Nov 2024
Very easy to set up, clear and concise instructions, good choice of plans. Recommended by my niece who was very pleased with her experience.
Paul Exley, on Trustpilot 7 Nov 2024
I chose Distinct Cremations over the others as they came across as the most sincere, honest and professional. Dealing with the Distinct team is very reassuring and nothing is too much trouble; they want to ensure that the customer is totally satisfied and comfortable with every stage in the process. I am wholly confident and delighted with the whole process and recommend Distinct Cremations without hesitation.
Pat Wenham, on Google 7 Nov 2024
Very friendly and helpful
Jacqueline Bruntz , on Trustpilot 6 Nov 2024
On line plan set up was very easy to navigate. Low cost money payment plan and follow up service is second to none. I highly recommend this company.
Gary Danks, on Trustpilot 5 Nov 2024
Great service. Helpful and very understanding staff . All arrangements done with a simple phone call . Very happy!
Nick Wheeler, on Google 4 Nov 2024
Very professional company to deal with. While the cost was less than others charge, I found the level of customer service was not reduced in any way. The respectful and courteous advice, at was was a sad time, was greatfully appreciated.
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Sue Cook Talking About Direct Cremation

Distinct Cremations leave out the funeral fuss and needless extras but leave in great service and a wonderfully caring attitude. That’s why my instinct is Distinct.

Sue Cook, TV Presenter

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