At Distinct Cremations, we offer the best direct cremations on the market for the best price at Langstone Vale Crematorium just 21 miles from Portishead. Arrange today from just £1,350 or get a funeral plan for just £1,795. To get your arrangements in place, you can speak to our expert team 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Over 74,000 cremations a year
Independent customer service rating of 4.9/5 on Feefo
A caring and attentive team here for you and your family 24/7
Nationwide provider operating throughout mainland UK
Over 74,000 cremations a year
Independent customer service rating of 4.9/5 on Feefo
A caring and attentive team here for you and your family 24/7
Nationwide provider operating throughout mainland UK
Distinct Cremations, with our parent Westerleigh Group, are leading the way in providing the best direct cremation facilities in England, Wales and Scotland.
Together we have a national network of crematoria across the mainland UK. All of our crematoriums are carefully selected and located in peaceful locations. They feature beautiful chapels, spaces for remembrance and landscaped gardens where you and your family can reflect about your loved ones. All our crematoria are fully equipped with the latest technology, ample free parking, toilets and disabled facilities.
This includes Langstone Vale Crematorium located 21 miles from Portishead, which helps to serve those in Nailsea, Clevedon, Brockley, Long Ashton, Undy and all the surrounding areas near Portishead.
There's also the option of having the cremation at Westerleigh Crematorium which is situated 27 miles from Portishead.
If you need to organise a funeral today please call us on 01543 211997 and we can make all the arrangements. If you have a question about a funeral plan call or message us we will guide you through the best options.
We’re here for you whether you are looking for our direct cremation services today or planning for tomorrow.
Find our services below or alternatively you can view our price list or our CMA standardised price list.
Whether your loved one has died or is close to passing, our team is available 24/7 to support and talk you through the next steps; from collection and care of your loved one, completion of all paperwork, to the day of the funeral itself.
Relax knowing that the arrangements are agreed and paid for. There are no medical questions and acceptance is guaranteed. You can also pay in monthly instalments.
** Price advertised is for a 50 year old paying over a 10 year period. Total cost is £2,374.80 and includes administration fees.
21.3 miles from
Portishead
Langstone Vale Crematorium Magor Road, Newport,
Newport, NP18 2BP
If you are interested in a funeral service to celebrate the life of a loved one, this can take place at our beautiful crematorium just outside Newport. You can choose from a 30 minute service from just £1,950 or a 60 minute service from just £2,399. You also have the option for the service to be led by the family or a professional celebrant.
Langstone Vale Crematorium offers a stunning natural setting for peaceful services with a light, spacious chapel that provides a secluded, tranquil backdrop perfect to commemorate a loved one’s life. The state-of-the-art chapel also offers facilities such as live webcasts and an unlimited music library to help you curate a truly personal service.
26.6 miles from Portishead :
Westerleigh Crematorium & Cemetery Westerleigh Road, Westerleigh, Bristol,
BS37 8QP
If you are interested in a funeral service to celebrate the life of a loved one, this can take place at our beautiful crematorium just outside Bristol. You can choose from a 30 minute service from just £1,950 or a 60 minute service from just £2,399. You also have the option for the service to be led by the family or a professional celebrant.
Westerleigh Cemetery and Crematorium is set within 25-acres of countryside with grounds that provide a mix of unspoiled natural beauty and formal design. Live webcasting and DVD or audio recordings are available for those who cannot attend a service in person, and an extensive music library can cater to music requests allowing you to create a truly personal service.
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21.3 miles from Portishead :
Langstone Vale Crematorium Magor Road, Newport,
Newport, NP18 2BP
If you are interested in a funeral service to celebrate the life of a loved one, this can take place at our beautiful crematorium just outside Newport. You can choose from a 30 minute service from just £1,950 or a 60 minute service from just £2,399. You also have the option for the service to be led by the family or a professional celebrant.
Langstone Vale Crematorium offers a stunning natural setting for peaceful services with a light, spacious chapel that provides a secluded, tranquil backdrop perfect to commemorate a loved one’s life. The state-of-the-art chapel also offers facilities such as live webcasts and an unlimited music library to help you curate a truly personal service.
26.6 miles from Portishead :
Westerleigh Crematorium & Cemetery Westerleigh Road, Westerleigh,
Bristol, BS37 8QP
If you are interested in a funeral service to celebrate the life of a loved one, this can take place at our beautiful crematorium just outside Bristol. You can choose from a 30 minute service from just £1,950 or a 60 minute service from just £2,399. You also have the option for the service to be led by the family or a professional celebrant.
Westerleigh Cemetery and Crematorium is set within 25-acres of countryside with grounds that provide a mix of unspoiled natural beauty and formal design. Live webcasting and DVD or audio recordings are available for those who cannot attend a service in person, and an extensive music library can cater to music requests allowing you to create a truly personal service.
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We’ll take care of everything, so your family don’t need to - from collection to the paperwork and right through to cremation
We have the Distinct advantage of only investing in the best funeral and mortuary care at our state of the art facilities
Our highly experienced, attentive customer service specialists are here for you & your family 24/7. We’re here whenever you need us
No matter where you live in mainland Great Britain, our specialist direct cremations are available for the same price
We specialise in direct cremations and straightforward cremations, offering the highest quality for affordable prices
We offer the highest level of support, but don't just take our word for it. Below are recent reviews from customers who bought a funeral with us.
Excellent service from start to finish. Professional yet genuinely caring. Very helpful, understanding, patient and accommodating. They were always on hand to answer any questions.
Kez via Trustpilot
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Over 76,000 cremations a year
Westerleigh Group including Distinct Cremations carried out over 76,000 cremations in 2025.
